I'm dry. Sahara. Desert. Face. Especially now that winter's creeping in, I have continually told you about my escalating dry skin issues. You're covering your ears and chanting "nah, nah, nah, boo boo," but I keep telling you, anyway.

As I've said before, my holy grail moisturizing mask is no doubt GLAMGLOW's THIRSTYMUD. Gurl, that's my ish. I even apply that one before makeup as an extra priming step, to lock in hydration. Could Skin Inc.'s Pure Deepsea Hydrating Mask be better?

Skin Inc. Pure Deepsea Hydrating Mask is the most expensive item I've ever reviewed, and unsurprisingly, I don't actually own it. Am I catfishing you? No, I save 'dem coins by taking advantage of the deluxe free samples sent in Sephora shipments.

I applied the whole one-time-use packet on my face, and went about my day. Simple! The main difference here is the texture it leaves on your skin. It just feels... perfect! I could tell this was a luxury product by that alone. I've tried drugstore alternatives (see my review of Neutrogena's comparable here), but don't have that perfect finish.

I might get this one down the line, but not now - a guy's gotta eat!